My first day!!!

Good morning Darlings!!! I am racing to write this email because in an hour I will be on my way to my Summer Judicial Clerkship for my first day!!! I am so excited, but soooo FREAKING nervous!!! Wish me luck and I will tell you darlings all about it when I get back!! I just NEED my first day not to be like Elle's first day in law school (see photo above!)!!! ... NOW, what to wear???

Um.... Am I being Sensitive?!?!

So I was walking to school with my best friend this morning and I think he insulted me. I say think because I know that he didn't mean to, but I was quite irritated!!! He is male and clearly oblivious to what NOT to say to a woman!!! It is 80 degrees here today so I am wearing a cute blue chino skirt. We were walking uphill so naturally I am looking down and I see my legs and think outloud "geez, my legs need a tan, they look kinda pale"! His response to that "naturally" (which I say with immense sarcasm) is that they are kinda chunky in the back too! WTF!?!?! Really?? Me stating that my legs were pale was not an invitation for him to add that they looked lardy as well! I then proceeded to pinch him really hard and emphatically express my utter disbelief at the audacity of his comment!!

ARE GUYS THAT DEVOID OF COMMON SENSE!!! His explanation for his comment was that he didn't think it would offend me because we say stuff like that to each other all the time. I must have missed that memo because I don't think I would be on speaking terms with him if I had to endure that kind of critism regularly. He made it worse by adding that it wasn't an insult and I should just work out. LIKE I DON'T ALREADY HAVE A CHUNKY LEG COMPLEX!!! He knows I complain about my bottom half (which is literally like 2 sizes bigger than my top half). He thinks that gives him license to complain about it too I guess! I really coulda pushed him in front of the bus that came roaring by at approximately the same time that he performed the flexible stunt of putting his entire foot in his mouth!

I told him that he was right, it wasn't offensive and that he was actually doing a public service! I then suggested that he call his mother and tell her about her legs as well. O:)

Testimony Tuesday!!!

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I am absolutely the worst blogger as of late, but I had two killer finals this past week!!! Even worse than my 7 hour K final.... The last one had a 1 page study guide limit! It was criminal procedure. with over 100 cases. not. fun. Anywho! There are tons of things to be thankful for this week as well!!!

1. I only have one final left and it is multiple choice!



2. Christian Dior sunglasses.... I just lost my favorite pair :(



3. Monogram Bedding



4. My professor brought us "good luck finals cake"! It was yummy!



5. My fur babies Blaise (shih tzu) and Harry (yorkie)!



6. Mac Lipglass.... I am addicted!



7. Shoes!! I collect them and I just remembered I need a new pair of cork wedges!!!



8. Cute Lilly Dresses!!! Love them.



9. My uncle loves me and sent me $$$!!! I am soooo grateful!



10. Shoes.... Did I already say that? Ok, THIS pair of shoes!!! I saw them on a girl today and I had to find them.... I did.

Kentucky Derby Style!

Happy Saturday my lovelies!!!

I have had the longest day EVER!!! I had a huge test this morning, which I have been stressing over all week!! I am so happy it is over and I only have 2 more to go!! I am so excited. I hope that finals are going well for all you other lady law lovers too!

Anywho, in honor of the 135th Kentucky Derby I was browsing various derby hats. I absolutely LOVE them!!! I think they are the epitome of classic ladylike perfection! I think that there is nothing more stylish than a woman in a nice hat!!!

So I present to you.... DERBY HATS!!! Leave a message and tell me what you think!

Prior hats from Hat-a-tude!

And of course the elegant Audrey Hepburn!